An unusual order for us
On a black-black planet, in a black-black city, on a black-black street stood a black-black house. All the residents of the black-black city avoided this black-black house… And all because this black-black house… had never had its windows checked for structural damage!
Today, on the eve of Halloween, Rotten Window Repair Company (imagine if we were the Winchester brothers) will visit a dark and frightening house to see if there is any work for us there!
So, we approach the porch of the black-black house. The atmosphere is ominous: the floorboards creak underfoot, the walls are covered with cobwebs, and traces of old paint resemble clumps of dust. The windows are terrifying to look at… the glass is broken, cracks spread across it like lightning bolts, the glass is fogged up, as if someone inside is watching us and breathing on it… It’s scary, but curiosity wins out! We go inside…
…And here we are inside. The air is heavy and humid, smelling of old wood and neglect. Somewhere in the corner, a door creaks, spooky, hinting that we’re not alone here… We turn on our flashlight and see a window that has long since become a portal to a world of drafts, rot, and forgotten promises to be repaired.
There is no turning back. We have to do our job, no matter how scary it is. We take out our tools and begin to fight the «supernatural» breakdowns. Who else but us?
The horrors of broken windows
The owner of the house was clearly a great lover of good wood. However, we can only guess how many years ago it could have been called new. Now we see loose wood, like an old pie, that crunches dangerously when touched. Mold stains are like cherries on this nightmarish pie. We won’t leave it like this! We are replacing the old window frames and sashes with new ones made of fresh wood that has been properly treated and impregnated. No detail will escape us: we always try to preserve the original style of the house and select materials that match the design. That’s better! And with a 10-year warranty on woodwork, it’s not so scary anymore!
We will definitely replace fogged glass covered with cracks with a new one! We install modern double-glazed windows from the time-tested brand Cardinal IG. Moisture will not get inside, and heat will not escape. A 20-year warranty on the thermal seal will give confidence in the reliability of the double-glazed windows!
The window sill is strong enough and can serve for many more years, but there is a small crack on the edge. No problem! If something can be repaired, we will not suggest replacing it with a new part! We will select an element that is suitable in size and material and replace the old one with it, then paint the window sill with fresh paint and no one will even notice the replacement! We even saved our unknown customer some money!
Oh, we hope the ghostly owner of the house won’t be angry with us for our charitable visit, but we still have to change the fittings. They’re all rusty, and the creaking instills a chilling fear! In order for the window to function properly, not let in the cold, and for the sashes to close tightly, this step is unavoidable…
A terrifying twist
Well, that’s it! We’ve fixed the windows and the house no longer seems so scary and uncomfortable to us, but what’s that?!
…The sudden creak of a door opening by itself! Paralyzed with fear, we turn around and see a silhouette. Tall, thin, not human at all… It stands in the hallway, motionless. Just staring. We freeze. And then… it says:
«Thank you. I’ve been waiting a long time for someone to take care of my windows…»
And disappears.
P.S.
Now that’s a Halloween story… Many people, of course, except for you, our dear customers, will say that we are just letting our imaginations run wild. Well, we’ve had stranger things happen at work… The main thing is that the customer was satisfied!
If you want your windows to always be in good condition, feel free to contact Rotten Window Repair! We are always here and ready for new adventures!
